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"Roses Are Red, People Are Fake" crewneck sweatshirt

$35.00
Sizes: S
Colors: Antique Cherry Red
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
This soft, midweight crewneck brings quiet, sardonic humor to chilly days. The classic fit sweatshirt feels familiar and roomy, with a brushed interior that holds warmth without bulk. A distressed, typewriter-style print across the chest reads like a private note—wry, guarded, and a little defiant—so the wearer can make a low-key statement while staying comfortable. Built to last, the double-needle stitching and reinforced ribbed collar keep the shape wash after wash. Wear it on slow coffee runs, late-night walkabouts, or small gatherings when you want to blend warmth with a subtle edge.

Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without heaviness
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Prints applied via DTG with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery option available on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning IroningWashingBleachingDrying

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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